Spider breakfast
6:27 p.m. & 2005-03-03

Well today I got home and I had a huge glass of juice and I was calmly and nicely minding my own buisness, going down the stairs when I saw a huge black bug on one of the stairs. I completely froze and then lost my balance and ended up falling down my flight of stairs and breaking my glass, not to mention bruising my poor rump. I swear to god, insects are starting to rule my life. The worst part is, when I went back up to inspect, it was only a black fuzz...not a giant mutant spider like I imagined.

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